A long time in the making, Room 909 was born out of Jared Flynn's failed attempt at world domination by having a real job. As it turns out, taking over the world is pretty tough and it's not all it's cracked up to be. So instead of assuming the worry and responsibility of managing the world, it was decided that one room would be sufficient.

Room 909 is conceived as a means of bringing all types of creative endeavors to an audience. It's a platform for a few friends to make and sell cool stuff. You never know who or what might turn up in Room 909...or what gratuitous, self servin...

A long time in the making, Room 909 was born out of Jared Flynn's failed attempt at world domination by having a real job. As it turns out, taking over the world is pretty tough and it's not all it's cracked up to be. So instead of assuming the worry and responsibility of managing the world, it was decided that one room would be sufficient.

Room 909 is conceived as a means of bringing all types of creative endeavors to an audience. It's a platform for a few friends to make and sell cool stuff. You never know who or what might turn up in Room 909...or what gratuitous, self serving filth or shockingly tasteful beauty may waft from it. But what I'm really trying to say is that it's a great excuse to quit working. If you are reading this now, please buy some stuff so Jared doesn't have to get another real job.